The Spicy Land of Zinger Burger is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonel Sanders with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.38 billion Zingerians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kentucky Fried City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zinger Burgerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,547 trillion secret recipes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 121,650 secret recipes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 870,886 per year while the poor average 5,537, a ratio of 157 to 1.

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and chickens are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Zinger Burger's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Burger worship.

Zinger Burger is ranked 96,932^nd in the world and 8^th in The Lexicon for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 99.25 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.