The Federal Alliance of Morganham is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a mysterious figure with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, lack of airports, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 44.975 billion Morganites are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morganham City. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morganese economy, worth an astonishing 14,232 trillion eggs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 316,461 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The possibility of gain causes universal pain, people are always able to look each other in the eye, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds, and bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morganham's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is never mentioned in polite company.

Morganham is ranked 285,178^th in the world and 3,863^rd in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 11.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.