The Federal Alliance of Morganham is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a mysterious figure with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 44.836 billion Morganites are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morganham City. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morganese economy, worth an astonishing 14,302 trillion eggs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 318,989 eggs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business, the possibility of gain causes universal pain, people are always able to look each other in the eye, and the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morganham's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is never mentioned in polite company.

Morganham is ranked 4,446^th in the world and 120^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.37 law-abiding acts per hour.