The Kingdom of Weeviland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Great Monarch Snootus with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.547 billion Snootizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enterprise. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Weevilandian economy, worth 33.7 trillion Curculicoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,759 Curculicoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and Weevilism has been named as Weeviland's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weeviland's national animal is the Weevil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weevilism.

Weeviland is ranked 303,999^th in the world and 1,334^th in Europeia for Highest Average Incomes, with 21,759.18 Standard Monetary Units.