The Conservative Republic of Veniceand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Oscar Romanov with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.183 billion Veniceandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lowlands. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Veniceandian economy, worth 255 trillion Bills a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,272 Bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Veniceand's national animal is the Bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is True Christianity.

Veniceand is ranked 58,680^th in the world and 274^th in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,345.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.