The Queen's State of Vayia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 42.696 billion Vayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Vayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,107 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,363 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 335,612 per year while the poor average 2,652, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, Vayia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, and citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vayia's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vayia is ranked 235,010^th in the world and 1^st in Vayia for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.