The Federation of United Turkish Federation is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 405 million United Turkish Federationians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istankara. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong United Turkish Federationian economy, worth 32.8 trillion Turkish Federation Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,999 Turkish Federation Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Turkish Federation's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Turkish Federation is ranked 85,661^st in the world and 83^rd in The Kodiak Republic for Most Developed, scoring 65.37 on the Human Development Index.