The Kongeriket of United Northen States Canada is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by KongIgor with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.681 billion Canadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palass og Canada. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 5,044 trillion Canada Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,656 Canada Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, the sound of rattles and selfie shots regularly disrupt political debates, the public are enjoying a royal flush of tax cuts, and bin lorries have replaced birds as the source of the dawn chorus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Northen States Canada's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alle Religioner.

United Northen States Canada is ranked 307,158^th in the world and 1,443^rd in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 0.99 Obesity Rate.