The Republic of Unicanaimagimislaland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mascianui Ama Casmalamuan with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 1.587 billion Unicanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amusci. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The thriving Unicanaimagimislalandian economy, worth 129 trillion Unicanais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,906 Unicanais, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unicanaimagimislaland's national animal is the Magimisunica, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Un.

Unicanaimagimislaland is ranked 92,973^rd in the world and 3,066^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring 8.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.