The Kingdom of Trinitiana is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by HM King Iván I with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.879 billion Trinitianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genoshan. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Trinitianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,145 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,165 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinitiana's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant.

Trinitiana is ranked 4,140^th in the world and 207^th in Lazarus for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 96.31 Effective Tax Rate.