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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thBest Weather: 5th
The Fielzão of
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Timao

Population41.234 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.234 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 10,233 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 248,174 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and sex changes are routinely performed at Timao's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 3rd in the world and 1st in The Proletariat Coalition for Healthiest Citizens, with 115.02 bananas ingested per day.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thBest Weather: 5thNicest Citizens: 6thHighest Food Quality: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 7thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7thMost Pacifist: 8thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11thMost Rebellious Youth: 12thMost Inclusive: 12thSmartest Citizens: 13thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17thLargest Governments: 32ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51stMost Cultured: 61stLeast Corrupt Governments: 63rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 69thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160thMost Advanced Public Education: 170thMost Scientifically Advanced: 170thLargest Welfare Programs: 194thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 206thMost Stationary: 211thSafest: 270thMost Advanced Public Transport: 330thMost Secular: 427thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 438thLargest Information Technology Sector: 596thHighest Economic Output: 724thLowest Crime Rates: 746thLargest Populations: 945thMost Influential: 1,666thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,290thRudest Citizens: 2,852ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 4,772ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,073rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 19,579th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, sex changes are routinely performed at Timao's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Timao was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Timao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Challenging Sexually Exploitative Recordings"".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the children of Timao are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the weather in Itaquerão is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.

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