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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdNicest Citizens: 6thMost Beautiful Environments: 6th
The Fielzão of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Timão Eô!
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Timao

Population38.532 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.532 billion Corinthians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,127 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 236,881 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, and much of Timao's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 3rd in the world and 1st in The Proletariat Coalition for Healthiest Citizens, with 111.04 bananas ingested per day.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdNicest Citizens: 6thMost Beautiful Environments: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 6thBest Weather: 8thHighest Food Quality: 9thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 10thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15thMost Rebellious Youth: 17thSmartest Citizens: 17thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21stMost Inclusive: 27thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rdLargest Governments: 58thMost Cultured: 59thMost Valuable International Artwork: 64thLeast Corrupt Governments: 79thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 146thMost Advanced Public Education: 154thLargest Welfare Programs: 173rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 190thMost Stationary: 222ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 298thSafest: 321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 390thHighest Economic Output: 759thLargest Information Technology Sector: 894thMost Secular: 942ndLargest Populations: 992ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,023rdMost Influential: 1,689thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,092ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 4,626thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,854thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,475th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, much of Timao's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Timao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble.

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