The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.754 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 23,340 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 488,770 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 188^th in the world and 3^rd in The Proletariat Coalition for Safest, scoring 208.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.