The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.866 billion Corinthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,545 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 258,923 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 8^th in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Best Weather, with 4,675 meters of sunlight.