The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.234 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 10,233 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 248,174 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and sex changes are routinely performed at Timao's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 3^rd in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Healthiest Citizens, with 115.02 bananas ingested per day.