The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.879 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 23,975 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is a breathtaking 500,745 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and there's never enough space in space. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 8^th in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Smartest Citizens, with 742.48 quips per hour.