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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,900thBest Weather: 3,201stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,607th
The Imperial State of
Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies
Thou Shalt Go Forth And Fornicate With Thyself
Ebeziah Muji
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Thneedtown

Population24.882 billion

CapitalColeridge
LeaderEbeziah Muji
FaithNine Divines

CurrencyVasel Dollar
AnimalTotar

The Imperial State of Thneedtown is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Ebeziah Muji with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 24.882 billion Thneedans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coleridge. The average income tax rate is 89.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Thneed economy, worth a remarkable 2,961 trillion Vasel Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,030 Vasel Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

One year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Ebeziah Muji's office, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and they say that Thneedans made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thneedtown's national animal is the Totar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.

Thneedtown is ranked 33,815th in the world and 1,496th in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 234.8 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,900thBest Weather: 3,201stTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,607thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,729thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,989thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,023rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,393rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,988thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,532ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,076thSafest: 6,279thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,018thMost Pacifist: 7,161stNicest Citizens: 7,639thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,667thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,681stHighest Food Quality: 7,947thMost Accessible: 8,230thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,306thMost Cultured: 8,401stMost Developed: 8,718thHighest Economic Output: 9,829thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,499thMost Inclusive: 10,518thSmartest Citizens: 11,553rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,018thLargest Populations: 12,803rdTop
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Largest Governments: 17,534thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,154thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,732ndMost Subsidized Industry: 21,191stMost Efficient Economies: 25,218th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 175th in the regionBest Weather: 177th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 196th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 204th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 207th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 216th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 227th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 253rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 266th in the regionSafest: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 371st in the regionMost Pacifist: 388th in the regionNicest Citizens: 392nd in the regionLargest Populations: 400th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 402nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 417th in the regionMost Accessible: 422nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 424th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 428th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 442nd in the regionMost Cultured: 451st in the regionMost Developed: 479th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 512th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 547th in the regionMost Inclusive: 562nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 590th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 664th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 683rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 778th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 854th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,128th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,496th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Thneedtown's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Thneedtown's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : Thneedtown altered its national flag.
  • : Thneedtown was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Thneedtown ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Thneedtown's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Thneedtown was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

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