The Armed Republic of The Technocracy of Mekanicus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by High Executor Draconus with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.538 billion Mekanicusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mekanicus Prime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Technocracy of Mekanicusian economy, worth an astonishing 12,654 trillion Sprockets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 476,836 Sprockets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The fate of the world literally rests on High Executor Draconus's fingers, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Technocracy of Mekanicus's national animal is the Cuckoo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Technocracy of Mekanicus is ranked 433^rd in the world and 18^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 672.58 kickbacks per hour.