The Republic of The Rodaves is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Laia Sacalm with an even hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 5.022 billion Rodavesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cartaganca. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Rodavesian economy, worth 209 trillion Florís a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,646 Florís, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Federal Council of The Rodaves has been announced as the new Head of State, a major religion has been named as The Rodaves's national religion, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Rodaves's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Rodaves is ranked 108,152^nd in the world and 132^nd in The Western Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.91 law-abiding acts per hour.