The People's Republic of The Pharaohship is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Thrasher with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.937 billion Pharaohshipians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanibel Island. The average income tax rate is 49.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pharaohshipian economy, worth 490 trillion USDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,939 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, and pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pharaohship's national animal is the Burrowing Owl and Egyptian Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Pharaohship is ranked 24,292^nd in the world and 317^th in the Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 83,608.09 Standard Monetary Units.