The Grand Weirdom of The Weirdo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Weirdo with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.383 billion Weirdos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Weird City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Weird economy, worth 637 trillion Weird papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 188,319 Weird papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Weirdo's national animal is the Weirm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weirdism.

The Weirdo is ranked 2,130^th in the world and 59^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 792.44 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.