The Contrarian Country of The Double Wing is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mister Head Coach with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 36.419 billion Double Wingers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gridiron Majesty. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Double Wingian economy, worth a remarkable 9,753 trillion Pig$kins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 267,816 Pig$kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, the clock on unfettered access to social media is ticking, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business, and embittered former nobles desperately try to cling on to their noblesse oblige and their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Double Wing's national animal is the Double Wing'd Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Fellowship of the Wing.

The Double Wing is ranked 2,387^th in the world and 15^th in NationStates for Smartest Citizens, with 183.03 quips per hour.