The Republic of Eresil is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Daniel with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.277 billion Eresilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Sebastião. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eresilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,807 trillion Eresilis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,913 Eresilis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eresil's national animal is the Tigre, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eresil is ranked 4,901^st in the world and 38^th in NationStates for Smartest Citizens, with 131.38 quips per hour.