The Community of The Arminia Journal is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-working population of 4.171 billion Arminia Journalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The Arminia Journalian economy, worth 191 trillion 3€s a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 45,881 3€s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Arminia Journal's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Arminia Journal is ranked 48,743^rd in the world and 176^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring 55.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.