The Commonwealth of Tanzoria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Ahmed with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.938 billion Tanzorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carcosa. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tanzorian economy, worth a remarkable 6,251 trillion Tups a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,213 Tups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, commercial jingles are the nation's greatest export, families make most of their annual income from government benefits, and diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tanzoria's national animal is the Rokaz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tangatrism.

Tanzoria is ranked 1,239^th in the world and 27^th in 10000 Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14,599.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.