The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ser Ghez with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.769 billion MaChengs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korbucci. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akmachenian economy, worth an astonishing 11,416 trillion talls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 396,848 talls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime is totally unknown. TalAkMaChen's national animal is the Sabretooth Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Faith.

TalAkMaChen is ranked 1,372^nd in the world and 4^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 75.42 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.