Population | 28.532 billion |
Capital | Korbucci |
Leader | Ser Ghez |
Faith | the Faith |
Currency | gold bar |
Animal | Sabretooth Tiger |
The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ser Ghez with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.532 billion MaChengs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korbucci. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Akmachenian economy, worth an astonishing 11,226 trillion gold bars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 393,453 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, and powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents. Crime is totally unknown. TalAkMaChen's national animal is the Sabretooth Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Faith.
TalAkMaChen is ranked 3,872nd in the world and 7th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 3,539.70606792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : TalAkMaChen changed its national currency to "gold bar".
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
- : TalAkMaChen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.