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Most Efficient Economies: 176thMost Cultured: 182ndMost Secular: 201st
The Grand Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws
Ser Ghez
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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TalAkMaChen

Population28.532 billion

CapitalKorbucci
LeaderSer Ghez
Faiththe Faith

Currencygold bar
AnimalSabretooth Tiger

The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ser Ghez with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.532 billion MaChengs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korbucci. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akmachenian economy, worth an astonishing 11,226 trillion gold bars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 393,453 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, and powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents. Crime is totally unknown. TalAkMaChen's national animal is the Sabretooth Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Faith.

TalAkMaChen is ranked 3,872nd in the world and 7th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 3,539.70606792 days.

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Most Efficient Economies: 176thMost Cultured: 182ndMost Secular: 201stMost Valuable International Artwork: 287thLargest Agricultural Sector: 343rdSmartest Citizens: 346thMost Scientifically Advanced: 409thHighest Food Quality: 429thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 448thLargest Publishing Industry: 462ndMost Subsidized Industry: 570thMost Developed: 572ndMost Advanced Public Education: 605thLongest Average Lifespans: 608thHighest Economic Output: 631stLargest Governments: 645thLargest Information Technology Sector: 733rdHealthiest Citizens: 826thMost Inclusive: 897thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 971stLowest Crime Rates: 1,106thHighest Average Incomes: 1,172ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,185thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,217thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,261stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,307thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,370thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,536thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,553rdRudest Citizens: 1,831stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,878thMost Pacifist: 1,947thNicest Citizens: 2,459thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,943rdTop
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Best Weather: 3,704thMost Stationary: 3,872ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,481stLargest Retail Industry: 5,198thLargest Populations: 5,198thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,743rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,640thMost Influential: 8,767thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,941stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,328thTop
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Most Patriotic: 17,973rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,703rdLargest Gambling Industry: 25,956thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,974th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Average: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TalAkMaChen changed its national currency to "gold bar".
  • : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : TalAkMaChen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
  • : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
  • : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
  • : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.

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