The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.507 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,854 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,355 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that Queen Juliana wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, the atmosphere in Windmilluminati boardrooms is turning more gay, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 129^th in the world and 10^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 10,227.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.