The Duck with a monocle of CzechoSaxony is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Kája with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.57 billion Czechosaxonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Czechosaxonian economy, worth 221 trillion korunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 141,065 korunas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 868,996 per year while the poor average 9,965, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

A degree in Queen Kája Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, political shows are fit for purpose, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and illegal immigration remains a hot topic. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CzechoSaxony's national animal is the ducc, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CzechoSaxony is ranked 282,793^rd in the world and 6,222^nd in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.84 pounds of wildlife per square mile.