The Socialist Commonwealth of Alogiada is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dænæil Kæsíìuđæ with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.528 billion Alogiadani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ækaíìsi. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alogi economy, worth 198 trillion Zais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 129,890 Zais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Dænæil Kæsíìuđæ, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alogiada's national animal is the Alogiadan Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Austronesian Christianity.

Alogiada is ranked 7,111^th in the world and 355^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,933.49 pounds of wildlife per square mile.