The Confederacy of Snoopy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Snoopy Brown with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 8.779 billion Snoopyains are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murphyville. The average income tax rate is 44.4%.

The large but inefficient Snoopyian economy, worth 404 trillion Dog Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,027 Dog Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snoopy's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is God Snoopy.

Snoopy is ranked 101,571^st in the world and 3,394^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -17.61 on the Scary Big Number Scale.