The Rogue Nation of Kaoia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xēi Mogu with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.455 billion Lei enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamei. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lei economy, worth 196 trillion Lilies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,864 Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, there's a politician called Male Infant Octavian, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown. Kaoia's national animal is the Lei Koi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaoia is ranked 36,914^th in the world and 943^rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.