The Most Cheerful Citizens in the South Pacific
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 21,769th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Outer Andes Islands | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 2. |  The United States of The Republican Alliance | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “In God we Trust” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 4. |  The All Inclusive Love and Pride of Jehenna | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “We love you just the way you are!” | |
| 5. |  The Free Commonwealth of Greater Tern | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Nous maintiendrons!” | |
| 6. |  The Dracocracy of Theorin | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “We're not Việt Cộng” | |
| 8. |  The Syndycalist Republic of Intlyiatin | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Victory for peace” | |
| 9. |  The Imperial Coalition of SHAYTAN UKHIROSS | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Olongon | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “You Can't Stop Progress” |
