The United Commonwealth of Senl is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cynthia Betena with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.955 billion Senlians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saffron. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Senl economy, worth 285 trillion Tenaris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,707 Tenaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senl's national animal is the Senlian Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Senl is ranked 182,845^th in the world and 2,066^th in the Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 300.81 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.