The Dictatorship of Samulate is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 686 million Samulateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pakeda. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samulatean economy, worth 92.2 trillion Rand a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,430 Rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, interest in globalism never flags, and Leader's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samulate's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samulate is ranked 17,792^nd in the world and 115^th in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,804.91 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.