The Republic of RuebinhoLand is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Perfectly nice chief voted by the public with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.042 billion RuebinhoLandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruebinho City. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming RuebinhoLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,035 trillion monetuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,715 monetuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RuebinhoLand's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RuebinhoLand is ranked 316,925^th in the world and 3,187^th in the Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.