The Free Land of Perfectionopia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 722 million Perfectionists hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Perfectionopian economy, worth 52.0 trillion trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 71,973 trillion dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Perfectionopia's new capital, terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime is well under control. Perfectionopia's national animal is the giant inchworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Perfectionopia is ranked 280,886^th in the world and 15,767^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.