The Federation of PatriamNox is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.544 billion noctis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noxia. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PatriamNoxian economy, worth 722 trillion N-Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 158,902 N-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The recycled air in planes is nauseating, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery, cloud nine refers to the top floor of skyscrapers, and children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PatriamNox's national animal is the great Nightseal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gotanism.

PatriamNox is ranked 309,157^th in the world and 428^th in Edoca for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,805.4 Standard Monetary Units.