The Holy Empire of Ferfeceadtopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Childe the First with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.28 billion Ferfeceadtopians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solaris Vault. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ferfeceadtopian economy, worth 71.6 trillion Solas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,919 Solas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, the nation is under martial law, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ferfeceadtopia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ferfeceadtopia is ranked 289,412^th in the world and 484^th in Edoca for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 34.02 on the Kitten Softness Rating.