The Republic of Asembloa is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 554 million Asembloans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asembloan economy, worth 62.3 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 112,430 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Asembloa City for fear of causing a fuss, and people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced. Crime is totally unknown. Asembloa's national animal is the doll, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asembloa is ranked 9,602^nd in the world and 32^nd in Edoca for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,541.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.