The Commonwealth of Buttcrackia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 531 million Buttcrackians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das HappyFunLand. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Buttcrackian economy, worth 37.9 trillion thongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 71,466 thongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buttcrackia's national animal is the Wolf Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Buttcrackia is ranked 299,384^th in the world and 425^th in Edoca for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.