The United Federal Republic of Osnauria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Serial Designation V with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, devout population of 3.836 billion Osnauris are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aerilon. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Osnaurian economy, worth 464 trillion osnaurian nolics a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 121,003 osnaurian nolics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osnauria's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic.

Osnauria is ranked 37,108^th in the world and 1,710^th in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 80.46 on the Human Development Index.