The Confederacy of Oofery 77 is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.24 billion Oofery 77ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Oofery 77ian economy, worth 88.8 trillion banks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,650 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", foreign lack of enthusiasm for Oofery 77ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 77's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oofery 77 is ranked 202,938^th in the world and 422^nd in Oofery for Most Primitive, scoring -84.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.