The Federative Monarchy of Novespes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Monarch Copper II with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 4.946 billion Novespians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Special City and Region of Domorias. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Novespian economy, worth 532 trillion Emeralds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,595 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novespes's national animal is the Teraft's Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mojanguism.

Novespes is ranked 277,198^th in the world and 41^st in Sky Haven for Most Primitive, scoring -302.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.