The Specious Theory of Pseudonesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joachim Grammatikos with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.124 billion Pseudonesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serl Hus. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pseudonesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,836 trillion Pieces of Gossip a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 181,601 Pieces of Gossip, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown. Pseudonesia's national animal is the All-Purpose Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gin and Platonics.

Pseudonesia is ranked 8,102^nd in the world and 4^th in Sky Haven for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.35 law-abiding acts per hour.