The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 39.202 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 17,064 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,288 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and it takes a village to catch a criminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 188^th in the world and 6^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,488.99 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.