The Federal Republic of NewMalayan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Robert Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.837 billion NewMalayanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuala Lumpur. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NewMalayanian economy, worth 723 trillion MYDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 188,519 MYDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizenship applications are processed in the time it takes to smile and say "next, please", rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and the comic book series 'Robert Lee and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NewMalayan's national animal is the Malayan Tapir, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Neutrality.

NewMalayan is ranked 77,995^th in the world and 123^rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Safest, scoring 91.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.