The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 👑 Emperor Jixam with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.497 billion Xlyvanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏰 Exelica Pavilion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xlyvanian economy, worth an astonishing 13,250 trillion 💵 Aurum Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 449,219 💵 Aurum Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Xlyvania's national animal is the 🐍 Emerald Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ⛔️ Neutrality.

Socialist Xlyvania is ranked 98^th in the world and 1^st in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Cultured, scoring 811 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.