The Kingdom of Denadamelada is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.559 billion Denadameladas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slaksenburgen. The average income tax rate is 56.8%.

The powerhouse Denadameladan economy, worth 162 trillion Denedis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 104,217 Denedis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denadamelada's national animal is the dove of peace, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sleep.

Denadamelada is ranked 95,851^st in the world and 540^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 2,523.27 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.