The Grand Duchy of Minde is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Saguadnim with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.27 billion Mindeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minde City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mindean economy, worth a remarkable 2,960 trillion Daugas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 181,986 Daugas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minde's national animal is the Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Storkism.

Minde is ranked 272,051^st in the world and 274^th in The Amaranthine Isles for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,735.35 Standard Monetary Units.