The Orphan murdering state of of PolandStans is a massive, safe nation, ruled by TECHNOBLADE with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 1.48 billion PolandStanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WarsawStan. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong PolandStansian economy, worth 106 trillion Num nums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,670 Num nums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. PolandStans's national animal is the Flying Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is All of them.

PolandStans is ranked 67,881^st in the world and 93^rd in The Amaranthine Isles for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 49,309.45 Standard Monetary Units.