The United Kingdom of Greatest pimps is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by grand pimp with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.741 billion Greatest pimpsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of backhand city. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greatest pimpsian economy, worth 638 trillion smackers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 170,680 smackers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grand pimp's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement. Crime is totally unknown. Greatest pimps's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is marijuanahism.

Greatest pimps is ranked 46,644^th in the world and 14^th in Entropy for Most Armed, with 1.41 Weapons Per Person.