The Matriarchy of Mathai is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 218 million Mathaians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.
The thriving Mathaian economy, worth 14.6 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 66,972 bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,061 per year while the poor average 5,297, a ratio of 74.4 to 1.
Schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, first-time jaywalkers are also last-time jaywalkers, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mathai's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Mathai is ranked 8,632nd in the world and 7th in Benigtopia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6,108.97 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
Endorsements Received: 56 »
Liporeko RanDlEffsteIA,
REVENGE OF JAYWALKING DEATH PENALTY,
Revengance,
Doctor Strangelove,
EVILCONTINENT,
United Cands Manduh, North Fooko Paco Chon,
TheFireNation,
Japled, The Three Lions,
SeaLion Island,
Flying cat,
Pure Life,
Genera1 Works,
Uroborosss,
Freedom and Liberty Land, Injapanties,
Die Manschaft,
Kall Dia,
Fluffy Poodle,
Thy pony landia,
Souble Gald, United Nators,
EVIL Texas,
Kreigschutz, Emilyopia,
Queentopia, Turateron,
Creeper isle,
MasoodAdnan,
Warders,
Unicorn Mystical, Isatolopia,
Mystical Unicorn, Zeeeeetopia,
CG flow,
Mileys Nation,
Daudabest, Lysstopia,
Emmas Paradise Land,
Minasnationtopia,
Chipotleland,
Kaxabo,
Bojack Horsewoman, Pemberley,
Bah ba,
Miavilla, Brownie Onyx,
Mercury Poisoning,
Goated MAC, and 6 others.
Olympus Legacy,
Alyssatopia,
A-Danmark,
The Elder Borderlands,
Catboytopia, and
Bomertopia.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mathai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
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Mathai was endorsed by
The Borderlands of Bomertopia.
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Mathai endorsed
The Free Land of Mileys Nation.
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Mathai endorsed
The Free Land of Tessna.
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Mathai endorsed
The Bomb Drop Sequence of Doctor Strangelove.
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Mathai, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in
Mathai, first-time jaywalkers are also last-time jaywalkers.
- : Following new legislation in
Mathai, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Following new legislation in
Mathai, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them.
- : Following new legislation in
Mathai, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.


































