The Floating Island Reality of Main Page is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Splat Travis Hohojiro with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.148 billion cash money people live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of splatsville. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient splatlandian economy, worth 147 trillion cashes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 128,081 cashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in splatsville, and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Main Page's national animal is the squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is woomyism.

Main Page is ranked 38,847^th in the world and 78^th in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,282.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.