The Macaroni and Cheese Kingdom of Guerra Heights is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Moletro I with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.854 billion Unicanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marecelsa. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Unicanian economy, worth 574 trillion Carp a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,441 Carp, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The house always wins, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, Guerra Heights is sometimes referred to as the global janitor, and chipped paint can see a building condemned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guerra Heights's national animal is the Black Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Guerra Heights is ranked 20,738^th in the world and 1,047^th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 87 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.